http://quistie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] quistie.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] thistlechaser 2010-11-27 12:25 am (UTC)

One more...

Palin: So you are saying despite the "North" and "South" in their names, North and South Carolinas are not enemies?
Aide: They are not enemies.
Palin: And that they are part of my constipa—What was the word you used?
Aide: They are part of your constituency, correct.
Palin: So why can't we just reach out to our North Kore—
Aide: (Coughs.) Carolinians.
Palin: So why can't we just reach out to our North Corellian friends and apologize?
Aide: I am afraid it doesn't work that way, Madame President.
Palin: Why not? Aren't they our friends?
Aide: Not anymore.


(I randomly threw in a Star Wars joke in there...)

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