Half of those names only have 1 of 2 career paths. 1, stripper. 2, porn star. Although I'd be rolling if April Showers happened to be friends with May Flowers. I can imagine the line now: "Hey April Showers, call up May Flowers and bring her here!" priceless.
My rule of thumb has generally been that the middle name(s) are for being creative and such. If you want to name your kid some made up shit like Hergalbergal or something, use that as a middle name and just call him Dave or something.
Also, Twilight destroyed one of my great child names from my imaginary future kid. I was going to name him New, so his full name would be New Moon. But NOOOOOOO Twilight had to go fuck that one up.
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My rule of thumb has generally been that the middle name(s) are for being creative and such. If you want to name your kid some made up shit like Hergalbergal or something, use that as a middle name and just call him Dave or something.
Also, Twilight destroyed one of my great child names from my imaginary future kid. I was going to name him New, so his full name would be New Moon. But NOOOOOOO Twilight had to go fuck that one up.