Also, Twilight destroyed one of my great child names from my imaginary future kid. I was going to name him New, so his full name would be New Moon. But NOOOOOOO

You so silly!

But seriously, I've always loved the name Jacob. Luckily it's normal enough that I think it would be safe from Twilight associations!

Half of those names only have 1 of 2 career paths. 1, stripper. 2, porn star.

Totally that, yes.