The rapture is when Jesus sucks up all of the faithful so they don't have to sit through the tribulation, plagues, wars, and general, "Seriously, I am going to fuck your shit up before kicking all of you assholes into Hell. And this time we're locking the door."
TECHNICALLY they 'die', or at least their mortal bodies do, their souls just get hoovered up.
They get to watch.
And anyone who makes it through all of that without once cursing God (in fact, IIRC, you're supposed to thank him for it because you're an asshole and had it coming. You jerk.) as things like locusts eat your face and you get all manner of boils, diseases and other assorted unpleasant fun, you get in just for being that bad ass (or that good of an ass kisser).
In the end, Earth turns into a huge gated community of white and gold.
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The rapture is when Jesus sucks up all of the faithful so they don't have to sit through the tribulation, plagues, wars, and general, "Seriously, I am going to fuck your shit up before kicking all of you assholes into Hell. And this time we're locking the door."
TECHNICALLY they 'die', or at least their mortal bodies do, their souls just get hoovered up.
They get to watch.
And anyone who makes it through all of that without once cursing God (in fact, IIRC, you're supposed to thank him for it because you're an asshole and had it coming. You jerk.) as things like locusts eat your face and you get all manner of boils, diseases and other assorted unpleasant fun, you get in just for being that bad ass (or that good of an ass kisser).
In the end, Earth turns into a huge gated community of white and gold.
I'm pretty sure there's no internet.