All I know is if I get married, there is no last name change coming. I will dig my heels in and go into 8 year old mode, my last name is too awesome to give up.

I like the "new age" (IE: Old remedies...) stuff. I wouldn't say it's an alternative to "real" medicine, would actually say to go try that stuff first, but for the most part I hear positive things from "new age" medicine when it's used correctly. Peppermint burps sound very convenient too. Who needs breath mints when you burp peppermint?