"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Comments

[jadall.livejournal.com]

Regular sessions of the General Assembly are held each year, beginning usually on the third Tuesday of September.

Wanna trade?

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

"As Dany stood, her tokar began to slip."

Remember boys and girls, always keep your copy of A Dance With Dragons close. I think this bodes well for 2012.

[awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com]

Riders did not control so much as work in concert with them.

Better than Jad's! :>

[vorrick.livejournal.com]

'In addition to positioning the color pointers for a gradient, you can adjust the size, direction, or center of a gradient fill.'

Hot.

[socksofjello.livejournal.com]

My duffel bag was still zipped.

I'm...not sure what this implies.

[achika-soladia.livejournal.com]

After Hoster bought the interests of Herancourt in 1840, the latter sought another opportunity to operate a brewery in the expanding midwest.

o____________o

I just checked in "Over the Barrel: The Brewing History and Beer Culture of Cincinnati, Volume One, 1800-Prohibition" so that was closest to me.

[prettyredeyes.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

As the oxer gets bigger, keep your horse "in the game" by encouraging him to approach the chute with more pace, particularly if he's on the lazy side.

SOUNDS SO WRONG. DO NOT WANT. SUCH IS THE PUNISHMENT OF BEING SURROUNDED BY BOOKS ON THE PRACTICE OF HORSE JUMPING.