Every time a political election comes around I always end up typing in all caps a lot HELLO COUNTRY, I PROMISE THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND DON'T ACT CRAZY IN THE SOUTH.

UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY PRESIDENTS EVER ELECTED FROM THE SOUTH WERE BALLS OUT CRAZY BEGINNING WITH ANDREW JACKSON (seriously, you have seen his hair on the twenties, SO CRAZY) AND SO NOW WE THINK THAT'S HOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ROLL.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.