After extensive (See: 5 minutes) of google searches the closest I could find is something called a "Varied Carpet Beetle". I'm obviously not an expert on these things but it seems to be the closest I could find.
Someone else might know for sure just based on the pictures but the size and, patterns, and relative body shape seem to match.
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Someone else might know for sure just based on the pictures but the size and, patterns, and relative body shape seem to match.