...This is not normal?

Haha, it does look a lot like the police blotters around here. This week the highlights include a school crosswalk violation and yard debris fire.

Few weeks ago a car rolled into a creek and the sheriff had to get down to his underpants to go wade in and rescue a distraught old lady. I have seen the creek. She could have easily walked herself out, and nobody was hurt. The entire county has been talking about that for a month.