I'd much prefer you to my neighbor - your cat is adorable if skittish (i don't mind - I help socialize some of the particularly scaredy cats at local shelters), vs my neighbor's who 1 of 3 are extremely people-aggressive. Watched her cats while she was on vacation once and I ended up fencing the aggressive one who charged me while i was refilling food bowls (cat fencing - it charges and swipes, I dodge and nose-boop. Even aggressive cats tire quickly of being outmaneuvered and gently booped).

Also, you aren't likely to pee in our front yard because you're too drunk to a) realize wrong house and b) get key into door lock. Did I mention she's a librarian? The excitement of urban homeownership.

Also my wife has better volume control so I don't have that problem anymore.