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thistlechaser) wrote2009-10-02 01:18 pm
thistlechaser) wrote2009-10-02 01:18 pm
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You people need to go back to school...
I'm torn between facepalming and wanting to shoot people. A story from Time: Eating candy as a child will make you into a criminal!
"Moore's analysis suggests a correlation: 69% of people who had been convicted of a violent act by age 34 reported eating candy almost every day as youngsters"
Correlation does not imply causation!
*pulls hair out*
Idiots! Gah! Look, I can do this "scientific research", too! Here are my findings: "100% of people who get cancer drank water at some point in their lives". Oh my god, water causes cancer!
Grrrrrrrrr.
"Moore's analysis suggests a correlation: 69% of people who had been convicted of a violent act by age 34 reported eating candy almost every day as youngsters"
Correlation does not imply causation!
*pulls hair out*
Idiots! Gah! Look, I can do this "scientific research", too! Here are my findings: "100% of people who get cancer drank water at some point in their lives". Oh my god, water causes cancer!
Grrrrrrrrr.
no subject
"More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users."