"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Comments

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to this one: Crawling on the restaurant floor through bolognaise sauce, spilt coffee and wine was not how Clive Beckingsale imagined he would spend the tail end of his mate's buck's night.

O_O;;

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

"bolognaise sauce" is totally slang for something else. :D