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Trick question! Both are right!
Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!
And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."
First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*
Trick question! Both are right!
Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!
And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."
First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*
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Date: 2012-01-12 04:09 am (UTC)Wanna trade?
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Date: 2012-01-12 04:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 04:22 am (UTC)/demanding details of your sex life since 2012
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Date: 2012-01-12 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 04:58 am (UTC)Maybe this isn't as bad as it seemed!
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Date: 2012-01-12 05:01 am (UTC)Although while seeming good at first, I'd imagine you'd get very tired after awhile...and your pelvis might turn to dust by the end.
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Date: 2012-01-12 05:05 am (UTC)This conversation has turned odd.
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Date: 2012-01-12 09:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-13 07:25 am (UTC)O_O;;
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Date: 2012-01-13 02:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 04:17 am (UTC)Remember boys and girls, always keep your copy of A Dance With Dragons close. I think this bodes well for 2012.
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Date: 2012-01-12 04:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 04:26 am (UTC)Better than Jad's! :>
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Date: 2012-01-12 04:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 07:28 am (UTC)Hot.
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Date: 2012-01-12 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 09:17 am (UTC)I'm...not sure what this implies.
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Date: 2012-01-12 02:18 pm (UTC)Better luck in 2013!
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Date: 2012-01-12 12:49 pm (UTC)o____________o
I just checked in "Over the Barrel: The Brewing History and Beer Culture of Cincinnati, Volume One, 1800-Prohibition" so that was closest to me.
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Date: 2012-01-12 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 05:31 pm (UTC)As the oxer gets bigger, keep your horse "in the game" by encouraging him to approach the chute with more pace, particularly if he's on the lazy side.
SOUNDS SO WRONG. DO NOT WANT. SUCH IS THE PUNISHMENT OF BEING SURROUNDED BY BOOKS ON THE PRACTICE OF HORSE JUMPING.
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Date: 2012-01-12 05:36 pm (UTC)Is your horse on the lazy side? There's a little blue pill for that!