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Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!



And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Date: 2012-01-12 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadall.livejournal.com
Regular sessions of the General Assembly are held each year, beginning usually on the third Tuesday of September.

Wanna trade?

Date: 2012-01-12 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com
Wow, that's a sad fortune. Once a year, eh? On the same date. It's like some sort of migration ritual. ._.

Date: 2012-01-12 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
What's yours! No posting without including your own!

/demanding details of your sex life since 2012

Date: 2012-01-12 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com
:c fine, going to find a book to TMI at you with

Date: 2012-01-12 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Yay! *waits impatiently*

Date: 2012-01-12 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
*laughs* That's pretty bad! But hey, at least you can plan your year around it? :D

Date: 2012-01-12 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veloxe.livejournal.com
From what I understand, the planning for those general "assemblies" starts 7 months in advance. Can never have too much prep time apparently.

Date: 2012-01-12 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
I suppose it lasts a long time, too...

Maybe this isn't as bad as it seemed!

Date: 2012-01-12 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veloxe.livejournal.com
Ya, from what I understand the assemblies can last from their starting point to almost the beginning of the next one!

Although while seeming good at first, I'd imagine you'd get very tired after awhile...and your pelvis might turn to dust by the end.

Date: 2012-01-12 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Poor, poor Jad, a dusty pelvis.

This conversation has turned odd.

Date: 2012-01-12 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veloxe.livejournal.com
I think to turn odd we have to start somewhere that isn't odd. I mean hell, we started off by trying to glean sexual chances in 2012 on UN General Assembly starting time frames...

Date: 2012-01-12 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadall.livejournal.com
This conversation needs to end, and I will provide the finish: shenanigans. ._.

Date: 2012-01-13 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-redcap.livejournal.com
You're welcome to this one: Crawling on the restaurant floor through bolognaise sauce, spilt coffee and wine was not how Clive Beckingsale imagined he would spend the tail end of his mate's buck's night.

O_O;;

Date: 2012-01-13 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
"bolognaise sauce" is totally slang for something else. :D

Date: 2012-01-12 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veloxe.livejournal.com
"As Dany stood, her tokar began to slip."

Remember boys and girls, always keep your copy of A Dance With Dragons close. I think this bodes well for 2012.

Date: 2012-01-12 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Well now! That may be the winner of the night.

Date: 2012-01-12 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com
Riders did not control so much as work in concert with them.

Better than Jad's! :>

Date: 2012-01-12 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
*laughs* Yours is darned good, too!

Date: 2012-01-12 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vorrick.livejournal.com
'In addition to positioning the color pointers for a gradient, you can adjust the size, direction, or center of a gradient fill.'

Hot.

Date: 2012-01-12 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
*laughs* That sound mighty handy!

Date: 2012-01-12 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socksofjello.livejournal.com
My duffel bag was still zipped.

I'm...not sure what this implies.

Date: 2012-01-12 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
Generally keeping things zipped wouldn't be a good sign for a sex life. :/

Better luck in 2013!

Date: 2012-01-12 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] achika-soladia.livejournal.com
After Hoster bought the interests of Herancourt in 1840, the latter sought another opportunity to operate a brewery in the expanding midwest.

o____________o

I just checked in "Over the Barrel: The Brewing History and Beer Culture of Cincinnati, Volume One, 1800-Prohibition" so that was closest to me.
Edited Date: 2012-01-12 12:50 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-12 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
I'm not sure if that counts as drunken sex or if you're 2012 is going to be very, very boring. :P

Date: 2012-01-12 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyredeyes.livejournal.com
Hmm.

As the oxer gets bigger, keep your horse "in the game" by encouraging him to approach the chute with more pace, particularly if he's on the lazy side.

SOUNDS SO WRONG. DO NOT WANT. SUCH IS THE PUNISHMENT OF BEING SURROUNDED BY BOOKS ON THE PRACTICE OF HORSE JUMPING.

Date: 2012-01-12 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
So hard not to laugh out loud at work. That sounds so wrong! And yet so right!

Is your horse on the lazy side? There's a little blue pill for that!

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