Two posts, one day!

[thistlechaser]

Look! It's something meme-like! In my LJ! But it's funny, so this one I'll do.

Directions, taken from ilanarama: So there was this XKCD comic, which inspired the Up-Goer-Five Text Editor, which allows forces you to write using only the thousand most common English words. And now my friends are using it to rewrite their job descriptions. Bandwagon, jump, whee!

My job:

I write about very-very-not-stupid things for people who are a lot more not-stupid than me so they will know how to do those very-very-not-stupid things and give who I work for more money than most people would believe.

Also, when those very-very-not-stupid things don't work, sometimes I help people fix them. That is funny because they are a lot more not-stupid than I am. They fly into space and start fights between lands. I sit at a desk.

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Comments

[bastets-place.livejournal.com]

I make and give bad food to people too stupid to know better than to buy it. I do very good if I also make them sick and bigger.

(I work for mcfood.)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's a good one (and depressing!).

[bastets-place.livejournal.com]

yup - not using the doo-hicky right now, I know darned well I need to find a new job; I feel kind of... "lawful evil" pushing people to get the larger size fries and a pair of cookies (fresh baked and only a dollar!) or some of our "available for a limited time only warm out of the oven!" cherry pies while also trying to control myself for the sake of my blood sugar.

It feels like a kind of slow mass-murder.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't envy you at all. Even just being around the food would make me want it, even knowing it's bad for me.