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thistlechaser) wrote2014-06-08 02:41 pm
thistlechaser) wrote2014-06-08 02:41 pm
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Not must-read books...
Oh you wacky authors. First we had WEREBEE and other were-animal erotic novels, then we had the dinosaur/human woman sex stories, now we get... drum roll ... the "Banged by Famous Monsters" series! Allow me to introduce:
My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf
Bigfoot, You ARE the Father
Slammed by Santa (Since when is Santa a monster? Oh wait, I guess when he's "slamming" you.)
Dicked by the Dybbuk
Butt-Blasted by the Banshee
I like how the author, "Bytch Williams", is supposedly "acclaimed".
The one tiny positive thing about these "books" (20-30 page stories) is that at least most of them cost 99 cents. How much it pisses me off when stories this short are $3. Not that anyone should buy these...
My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf
Bigfoot, You ARE the Father
Slammed by Santa (Since when is Santa a monster? Oh wait, I guess when he's "slamming" you.)
Dicked by the Dybbuk
Butt-Blasted by the Banshee
I like how the author, "Bytch Williams", is supposedly "acclaimed".
The one tiny positive thing about these "books" (20-30 page stories) is that at least most of them cost 99 cents. How much it pisses me off when stories this short are $3. Not that anyone should buy these...