"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Comments

[prettyredeyes.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

As the oxer gets bigger, keep your horse "in the game" by encouraging him to approach the chute with more pace, particularly if he's on the lazy side.

SOUNDS SO WRONG. DO NOT WANT. SUCH IS THE PUNISHMENT OF BEING SURROUNDED BY BOOKS ON THE PRACTICE OF HORSE JUMPING.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

So hard not to laugh out loud at work. That sounds so wrong! And yet so right!

Is your horse on the lazy side? There's a little blue pill for that!