"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

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[jadall.livejournal.com]

Regular sessions of the General Assembly are held each year, beginning usually on the third Tuesday of September.

Wanna trade?

[awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a sad fortune. Once a year, eh? On the same date. It's like some sort of migration ritual. ._.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

What's yours! No posting without including your own!

/demanding details of your sex life since 2012

[awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com]

:c fine, going to find a book to TMI at you with

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yay! *waits impatiently*

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's pretty bad! But hey, at least you can plan your year around it? :D

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

From what I understand, the planning for those general "assemblies" starts 7 months in advance. Can never have too much prep time apparently.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I suppose it lasts a long time, too...

Maybe this isn't as bad as it seemed!

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Ya, from what I understand the assemblies can last from their starting point to almost the beginning of the next one!

Although while seeming good at first, I'd imagine you'd get very tired after awhile...and your pelvis might turn to dust by the end.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Jad, a dusty pelvis.

This conversation has turned odd.

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

I think to turn odd we have to start somewhere that isn't odd. I mean hell, we started off by trying to glean sexual chances in 2012 on UN General Assembly starting time frames...

[jadall.livejournal.com]

This conversation needs to end, and I will provide the finish: shenanigans. ._.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to this one: Crawling on the restaurant floor through bolognaise sauce, spilt coffee and wine was not how Clive Beckingsale imagined he would spend the tail end of his mate's buck's night.

O_O;;

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

"bolognaise sauce" is totally slang for something else. :D

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

"As Dany stood, her tokar began to slip."

Remember boys and girls, always keep your copy of A Dance With Dragons close. I think this bodes well for 2012.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Well now! That may be the winner of the night.

[awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com]

Riders did not control so much as work in concert with them.

Better than Jad's! :>

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yours is darned good, too!

[vorrick.livejournal.com]

'In addition to positioning the color pointers for a gradient, you can adjust the size, direction, or center of a gradient fill.'

Hot.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That sound mighty handy!

[socksofjello.livejournal.com]

My duffel bag was still zipped.

I'm...not sure what this implies.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Generally keeping things zipped wouldn't be a good sign for a sex life. :/

Better luck in 2013!

[achika-soladia.livejournal.com]

After Hoster bought the interests of Herancourt in 1840, the latter sought another opportunity to operate a brewery in the expanding midwest.

o____________o

I just checked in "Over the Barrel: The Brewing History and Beer Culture of Cincinnati, Volume One, 1800-Prohibition" so that was closest to me.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if that counts as drunken sex or if you're 2012 is going to be very, very boring. :P

[prettyredeyes.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

As the oxer gets bigger, keep your horse "in the game" by encouraging him to approach the chute with more pace, particularly if he's on the lazy side.

SOUNDS SO WRONG. DO NOT WANT. SUCH IS THE PUNISHMENT OF BEING SURROUNDED BY BOOKS ON THE PRACTICE OF HORSE JUMPING.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

So hard not to laugh out loud at work. That sounds so wrong! And yet so right!

Is your horse on the lazy side? There's a little blue pill for that!