"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

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[achika-soladia.livejournal.com]

After Hoster bought the interests of Herancourt in 1840, the latter sought another opportunity to operate a brewery in the expanding midwest.

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I just checked in "Over the Barrel: The Brewing History and Beer Culture of Cincinnati, Volume One, 1800-Prohibition" so that was closest to me.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if that counts as drunken sex or if you're 2012 is going to be very, very boring. :P