"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Comments

[jadall.livejournal.com]

Regular sessions of the General Assembly are held each year, beginning usually on the third Tuesday of September.

Wanna trade?

[awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a sad fortune. Once a year, eh? On the same date. It's like some sort of migration ritual. ._.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

What's yours! No posting without including your own!

/demanding details of your sex life since 2012

[awhisperofdusk.livejournal.com]

:c fine, going to find a book to TMI at you with

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yay! *waits impatiently*

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's pretty bad! But hey, at least you can plan your year around it? :D

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

From what I understand, the planning for those general "assemblies" starts 7 months in advance. Can never have too much prep time apparently.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I suppose it lasts a long time, too...

Maybe this isn't as bad as it seemed!

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Ya, from what I understand the assemblies can last from their starting point to almost the beginning of the next one!

Although while seeming good at first, I'd imagine you'd get very tired after awhile...and your pelvis might turn to dust by the end.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Jad, a dusty pelvis.

This conversation has turned odd.

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

I think to turn odd we have to start somewhere that isn't odd. I mean hell, we started off by trying to glean sexual chances in 2012 on UN General Assembly starting time frames...

[jadall.livejournal.com]

This conversation needs to end, and I will provide the finish: shenanigans. ._.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to this one: Crawling on the restaurant floor through bolognaise sauce, spilt coffee and wine was not how Clive Beckingsale imagined he would spend the tail end of his mate's buck's night.

O_O;;

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

"bolognaise sauce" is totally slang for something else. :D