"I'm a furry" or "Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga"

[thistlechaser]

Which is the less likely to be the real subject line?

Trick question! Both are right!

Barack Obama Singing Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I just wish this were longer!

And I don't usually do these silly meme things, but this one is short and non-spammy and amused me.
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"When playing with a cat or kitten, always direct its playful aggression towards toys."

First off... cats! D: Secondly, I think kitty claws would be hell on those kinds of toys. c.c *cough*

Comments

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Jad, a dusty pelvis.

This conversation has turned odd.

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

I think to turn odd we have to start somewhere that isn't odd. I mean hell, we started off by trying to glean sexual chances in 2012 on UN General Assembly starting time frames...

[jadall.livejournal.com]

This conversation needs to end, and I will provide the finish: shenanigans. ._.