thistlechaser | "I'm not raping anyone who has fish in their nose."

Man, it's a slow day online. What, do all of you people actually have to do work while you're at work? Dontcha know you're supposed to be entertaining me? Mee? Meeee?

Okay, okay, since you all won't post, I will! A snippit from our staff channel. Enjoy it, as usually I don't share things off the staff channel.

For those playing at home, I hate fish. Really, really hate it. Nemo is a "Tentacruel", which is a giant squid creature. (Down,

isiscolo.)

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[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser returns from lunch and waves.
[Help Staff] Pieman Nemo leans on Thistle.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser says, "Ew. You smell like fish."
[Help Staff] Pieman Nemo says, "No I don't. You have fish in your nose."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser's eyes widen, then she explodes ceilingwards. GetItOut! GetItOut! GetItOut!
[Help Staff] Braindead Shadow says, "Er - Nemo - unless Thistle is a very strange dead cat, tentacle rape is supposed to happen at the *other* end..."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser snickers, though it likely sounds funny when one has a fish in their nose.
[Help Staff] Pieman Nemo says, "I'm not raping anyone who has fish in their nose."
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser cries! I don't want a fish in my nose!
[Help Staff] Pieman Nemo says, "Wow. That would sound exceedingly odd, out of context."
[Help Staff] Braindead Shadow says, "This whole conversation sounds odd anyway."
[Help Staff] Pieman Nemo | Me: "I'm not raping anyone who has fish in their nose." Bystander: ...