Too bad Valentine's Day isn't coming up...

[thistlechaser]

I actually have no idea if these are NWS or not. I think they're probably fine, but I'll link the imges just in case.

What better thing can you get for your loved one than an Edible Anus? Made of chocolate, of course!

Close up of one. See? Work safe. Who in the world would guess what it is?

Main website, if you want to order them. (Site loads very poorly for me.)

And what goes best with chocolate? How about some breast milk lollipops? You can get four of them for $10! What a deal!

Comments

[eglantine-br.livejournal.com]

The chocolate pictured there just looks like some fancy artistic thing. (Sort of vaguely art deco with all those lines.) I suppose much depends on the presentation!

I think the milk lollipop sounds kind of gross-- but who knows. There is really no reason to find human milk nasty and cows milk nice.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it? I could see a larger version decorating a wall in some older office building.

I find cow's milk nasty as well, but human milk nastier. Cow's milk is meant for calves (and meant to make them gain hundreds of pounds as quickly as possible -- it's a wonder we consider it healthy!), and humans's milk for babies. I have no issues at all with babies drinking it, but as an adult, I'll happily eat other things. No breast milk lollipop for me!