This one made me giggle: Would I survive a steel cage match with Bush and Clinton:
| Will Thistle Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush? |
| 24% chance Bush would kill you. |
| 36% chance Clinton would kill you. | | 33% chance he would sexually harass you. | | 40% chance you would kill them. |
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| Enter Combat |
And this one made me snicker: How much of a bookworm are you? (Look! I'm 115% "shut in"!)
| Book Worm Meter for Thistle |
| Shut In 115% | | -15% Out Of The House |
| Intellectual 77% | | 23% Moron | | High Attention Span 95% | | 5% Low Attention Span | | Bookitude 96% | | 4% Book Burner | | Book Worm 95.75% | | 4.25% Bug Stomper |
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| Take your bookworm readings. |
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