Not must-read books...

[thistlechaser]

Oh you wacky authors. First we had WEREBEE and other were-animal erotic novels, then we had the dinosaur/human woman sex stories, now we get... drum roll ... the "Banged by Famous Monsters" series! Allow me to introduce:

My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf




Bigfoot, You ARE the Father


Slammed by Santa (Since when is Santa a monster? Oh wait, I guess when he's "slamming" you.)


Dicked by the Dybbuk


Butt-Blasted by the Banshee



I like how the author, "Bytch Williams", is supposedly "acclaimed".

The one tiny positive thing about these "books" (20-30 page stories) is that at least most of them cost 99 cents. How much it pisses me off when stories this short are $3. Not that anyone should buy these...

Comments

[hamsterwoman]

Dybbuk! Now that's pretty obscure -- I'm impressed XD

And... "butt-blasted", really? Oy XD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Butt-blasted is quite a stretch!

And I was semi-impressed about Dybbuk, too. The author could have taken the easy road and used dryad instead.

[hamsterwoman]

Yeah, or "dragon", unless that's too mainstream... But "dybbuk" does alliterate very nicely with "dicked".

[adam-0oo.livejournal.com]

Ugh, such bad foooooonts!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Aren't they awful? I suppose this is one time you can judge the book by the cover.

[manue7a.livejournal.com]

My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf.
How catchy. Romulus and Remus come to mind, although it was the other way round there...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's one of the more clunky titles. I guess it tells you exactly what you're getting though...