"I'd like a meatball hero, hold the meatballs."

[thistlechaser]

It's funny not to get an odd look when you're totally expecting one. I got a sandwich for lunch, but I wanted only the sauce and the cheese on it, so 'meatball hero with no meatballs' appeared to be the only way to order that, and the sandwich making gal didn't even bat an eyelash at me. I was muchly surprised, I expected at least smirks and snickers.

They even charged me for a "vegetarian sandwich" instead of a meatball sub, so I saved a few dollars, too. That was nice of them.

It was only hours after I ate that I realized that the meatballs sit around in the sauce, so, well, that wasn't really a good choice of meals.

Learning experience, I suppose...