Bow before the goddess of porn!

[thistlechaser]

Heeheehee!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">God/Goddess of</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Porn</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Element:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Earth</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Animal Companion:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Beetle</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weak against</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Polka music</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weapon:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Katana</td>

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And while we've not had raises at this company in 3+ years, we get fresh fruit every morning. I'm currently eating pineapple that is sweeter than any candy. At times like this, I'm not so bothered about the lack of raises.