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thistlechaserNot since Catsoup (revisit the insanity!) has an anime series made me stare at the screen and ask "WTF?" quite so loudly. It's time for a visit, boys and girls, to a land where bad guys have only one ball, lesbians live ten to a house and bathe naked in one tub together, and pre-teen girls give oral sex to fish...
When the opening song played, I knew that we were in for something special:
"Ahhh! My asshole itches because I'm a girl!" Indeed...
This is our heroine, Poemi, a girl of about eight years of age. She tends to forget to put her clothing on.
My parents always had to remind me to wear mine, too. And note the father's afro, it'll be important later.
Poemi rides one of those scooters (one foot on it, kick with the other) to school. Occasionally she hits animals...
One of her classmates is, eh, concerned about her. Concerned. Sure, that's it.
Though Poemi does things like doing gymnastics in language class and sleeps in other classes, the girl who lusts after her sees things through rose-colored glasses. (Notice the blood...)
Mr. Uniball From Outer Space shows up in Poemi's parents' bedroom.
Surprise! (No, I don't know why she has the extra legs, but they were under the blankets with them.)
Dad attempts to drive him off by launching little men out of his afro...
So of course the bad guy starts swinging his balls to block the afro-men...
Men against balls... there's subtext there, somewhere.
So her parents are killed, and Poemi goes to live with her girlfriend... and the ten other lesbians living in the house. There's lots of female-things jokes.
The blonde is surprised to hear that Poemi is going to be living with them, but:
Breast jokes.
One of the lesbians is a:
She even makes a living at it.
The plot unfolds. Oh no! The Earth is in danger! So Poemi runs around like a chicken with its head cut off, and crashes into a man:
He's happy. I suppose most any man would be in this situation?
Uh...huh.
Oh, it's just a fish. It's probably best that we don't ask why this man had a fish in his pants.
So the chapter ends with the fish telling Poemi how to save the world, and so she and the lesbian girls do. Mr. Uniball From Outer Space escapes, I suppose to return in the next ep.
I have the second ep downloaded, but it took me three sittings just to make it through this first one, so I'm going to take a break before the next one. However, if anyone wants to see screenshots from it, I'll make them and post them when I do.
---
On Naruto #68: I think this sums up just how useful Sakura is. Two ninjas attack her, and what does she do? Attack back? Nope. Go on the defense? No! She covers her head and squeezes her eyes shut! If I were a leaf village person, I'd kill her useless butt myself...
And man, was the video crisp or what? (ANBU-AonE's version.) The colors were so vivid and sharp, I had to resist touching the screen to try to feel them. It's strange, the file size is no bigger, I wonder how/why the video was so perfectly sharp.
When the opening song played, I knew that we were in for something special:
"Ahhh! My asshole itches because I'm a girl!" Indeed...
This is our heroine, Poemi, a girl of about eight years of age. She tends to forget to put her clothing on.
My parents always had to remind me to wear mine, too. And note the father's afro, it'll be important later.
Poemi rides one of those scooters (one foot on it, kick with the other) to school. Occasionally she hits animals...
One of her classmates is, eh, concerned about her. Concerned. Sure, that's it.
Though Poemi does things like doing gymnastics in language class and sleeps in other classes, the girl who lusts after her sees things through rose-colored glasses. (Notice the blood...)
Mr. Uniball From Outer Space shows up in Poemi's parents' bedroom.
Surprise! (No, I don't know why she has the extra legs, but they were under the blankets with them.)
Dad attempts to drive him off by launching little men out of his afro...
So of course the bad guy starts swinging his ball
Men against balls... there's subtext there, somewhere.
So her parents are killed, and Poemi goes to live with her girlfriend... and the ten other lesbians living in the house. There's lots of female-things jokes.
The blonde is surprised to hear that Poemi is going to be living with them, but:
Breast jokes.
One of the lesbians is a:
She even makes a living at it.
The plot unfolds. Oh no! The Earth is in danger! So Poemi runs around like a chicken with its head cut off, and crashes into a man:
He's happy. I suppose most any man would be in this situation?
Uh...huh.
Oh, it's just a fish. It's probably best that we don't ask why this man had a fish in his pants.
So the chapter ends with the fish telling Poemi how to save the world, and so she and the lesbian girls do. Mr. Uniball From Outer Space escapes, I suppose to return in the next ep.
I have the second ep downloaded, but it took me three sittings just to make it through this first one, so I'm going to take a break before the next one. However, if anyone wants to see screenshots from it, I'll make them and post them when I do.
---
On Naruto #68: I think this sums up just how useful Sakura is. Two ninjas attack her, and what does she do? Attack back? Nope. Go on the defense? No! She covers her head and squeezes her eyes shut! If I were a leaf village person, I'd kill her useless butt myself...
And man, was the video crisp or what? (ANBU-AonE's version.) The colors were so vivid and sharp, I had to resist touching the screen to try to feel them. It's strange, the file size is no bigger, I wonder how/why the video was so perfectly sharp.
