How The War Was Won: A Naruto Drabble
Feb. 15th, 2004 08:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaserBy way of the Mad-Libs drabble maker, it's a tale of love (Orochimaru/Ebisu), loss, and the final defeat of Orochimaru.
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Ebisu and Orochimaru were out for a dirty Valentine's walk near a mountain. As they went, Orochimaru rested his hand on Ebisu's hair. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so itchy, Ebisu was filled with moist dread.
"Do you suppose it's fast here?" he asked longingly.
"You tasty salty," Orochimaru said, tickling Ebisu with his banana. "It's completely painful."
Just then, a bloody dingo leapt out from behind a dinosaur and licked Orochimaru in the nose. "Aaargh!" Orochimaru screamed.
Things looked slimy. But Ebisu, although he was feline, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a sword and, as smug as a bug in a rug, beat the dingo sensually until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Orochimaru close. Orochimaru was bleeding hotly. "My darling," Ebisu said, and pressed his lips to Orochimaru's ass.
"I love you," Orochimaru said breathlessly, and expired in Ebisu's arms.
Ebisu never loved again.
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Man, this made my morning! I love the idea of Orochimaru screaming over being licked by a dingo, and Ebisu beating it "sensually" made me fall over! Pervert indeed!
Last night I had a giant post written, but stupid IE crashed for no reason and I lost it. Then IE crashed twice this morning when I wasn't even touching the keyboard! I think something strange is going on...
Edit: Wow, PoT 105 was really good (other than the too-fast resolution of his issue). It's the first ep I enjoyed in a while.
Edit2: *laughs* Ack! Naked Momo in the promo for 106! I foresee a lot of gay in 106! Hee.
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Ebisu and Orochimaru were out for a dirty Valentine's walk near a mountain. As they went, Orochimaru rested his hand on Ebisu's hair. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so itchy, Ebisu was filled with moist dread.
"Do you suppose it's fast here?" he asked longingly.
"You tasty salty," Orochimaru said, tickling Ebisu with his banana. "It's completely painful."
Just then, a bloody dingo leapt out from behind a dinosaur and licked Orochimaru in the nose. "Aaargh!" Orochimaru screamed.
Things looked slimy. But Ebisu, although he was feline, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a sword and, as smug as a bug in a rug, beat the dingo sensually until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Orochimaru close. Orochimaru was bleeding hotly. "My darling," Ebisu said, and pressed his lips to Orochimaru's ass.
"I love you," Orochimaru said breathlessly, and expired in Ebisu's arms.
Ebisu never loved again.
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Man, this made my morning! I love the idea of Orochimaru screaming over being licked by a dingo, and Ebisu beating it "sensually" made me fall over! Pervert indeed!
Last night I had a giant post written, but stupid IE crashed for no reason and I lost it. Then IE crashed twice this morning when I wasn't even touching the keyboard! I think something strange is going on...
Edit: Wow, PoT 105 was really good (other than the too-fast resolution of his issue). It's the first ep I enjoyed in a while.
Edit2: *laughs* Ack! Naked Momo in the promo for 106! I foresee a lot of gay in 106! Hee.
