Is it in you?

[thistlechaser]

gmth found a Slytherin purity test (written pre-OotP), and while the test itself is rather poor, one question made me giggle out loud (something I try to avoid at work).

Sirius Black should have died, even if he was innocent. After all, he was a jerk.

I'm not sure what tickles me so much about that statement. The emotion behind it is so... immature. I don't like you, so you die now! (However, that isn't to say I didn't check the 'I agree' box. Take that, Chia and Shadow! ;) )

My results: You have 62.2% Slytherin in you.

The test was really not well done. Examples (for each of these you agreed with, you get more pure Slytherin in you):

It isn't fair that the Potters get away with breaking so many rules.
Uh. Isn't it Slytherin to be able to get around rules? Or is the whole house supposed to hate Potter, just because some do?

Three questions in a row, one point for each:

Every time you go to see 4th of July fireworks, you keep your eyes glued to the sky and try to see the Dark Mark.

You try bribing the firework company to make a rocket that will cause a Dark Mark to appear in the firework show.

You blow the company up with its own fireworks when they refuse.

Why yes, I have considered blowing up a company because they haven't been willing to make something fictional for me. Sheesh.

This last one really bothered me:
You go around killing giant black dogs in case one of them is Sirius in disguise.
Gods, don't go giving kids ideas!

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And in other news, this amused me.

Comments

The moving van picture

[tersa.livejournal.com]

Crap, I can't remember what company that is, but it's something along the lines of U-Haul (maybe Ryder?). I've seen a van similar to that in the Bay Area, with a different moving tip on it than that.

That one is funny, too. :)

Re: The moving van picture

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Huh. I can't seem to recall a blue moving truck, just yellow (Ryder, maybe?). Usually I don't pay much attention to them...

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that test is pretty lame. I only got 33.3% Slythering, which is bullshit because I'm a Slyth through and through. ;-)

[taricorim.livejournal.com]

That entire test is done from the POV of Draco Malfoy, who, IMO, is a crappy excuse for a Slytherin.

Besides... since when have Slytherins every been fair? That's for Hufflepuffs. *scoffs*

[sillysophia.livejournal.com]

I got 26.7% Slytherin in you. I never thought I was so evil.