Die, die, die!

[thistlechaser]

Gods above, this really sickens me. A comment left on a fanart picture:

Sorry, had to fangirl ya, Eggplant Woman for not posting HP art in a while.
I will hafta rape you. **RAPE**

Anyhoo, I really like how you picture her! Your new pens are so loffly, like I mentioned in yer LJ, it looks like watercolour paints!

First off, you're posing raping someone (someone that you claim to like, no less!) for not posting fanart often enough? But even bigger than that, every time someone uses that god awful "cuteized" English ("I lof you!"), I want to strangle them. DIE DIE DIE. It is *not* cute, it is ANNOYING AS HELL. You are not a baby, cut out the damned awful "cute" babytalk. Gah. To paraphrase a quote from somewhere:

Proper English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Heck, I'm assuming "English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?" is actually a quote... I've heard it around here and there.

"Anyhoo", in other news, wimpy me is in pain. I did something to my back on Monday (I think just sleeping on it funny...) and I've had pretty bad pain all week. All bending/leaning forward is out. Good thing aspirin takes the edge off it, otherwise I might have to *gasp* actually go to the doctor or something...

I have a new project to work on here at work, so don't be surprised about slow replies to comments and emails. Will be idle lots.

Comments

[tersa.livejournal.com]

You complain about someone cuteizing English, then use 'Anyhoo'? Or was that irony?

I'm assuming "English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?" is actually a quote...

I can't remember if the quote is verbatim, but if it is, it would be from Pulp Fiction.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I put anyhoo in quotes because I was mocking it.

While I only saw a little of Pulp Fiction, it was my guess for where the quote came from. Sounded like that movie.

Definitely Pulp Fiction:

[batratblue.livejournal.com]

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of... they speak English in what? [pulls out gun] Say "what" again. I dare you, I double dare you. English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.
Brett: Yes.
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: Bald....
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch?
Brett: No...
Jules: Yes you were... yes you were, and the only person Marsellus Wallace likes to be fucked by is Mrs. Wallace.

Re: Definitely Pulp Fiction:

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! Thanks!