Time for a new plan!

[thistlechaser]

Instead of killing off all the other LJ *thistle* names, I've decided to stalk them! milksthistle is a HP fanfic writer and a new LJ person. I'm going to write her bad poetry until she, um, until she... Well, I'll figure that part out later!

I left this one in a comment for her tonight:

Milkthistle, Milkthistle, how do you do?
Would you be offended if I had a chew?
Milkthistle, Milkthistle, don't run away!
All I want is with a thistle to "play"!

Hm. Must think of more rhymes... "Milkthistle it's you I would like to pounce/I don't care if milkthistles don't weigh an ounce"... I'm not very good at this.

Comments

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

There was once a girl named milkthistle
Who heard a quite ominous whistle:
It was from thistlechaser
Who bit, just to taste her
Then chewed her all up into gristle!

Um. This is what you get when I try to rhyme past my bedtime.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*rolls* Very funny! I inflecte-- eh, shared it with my friends; they were also amused!