From spenceraloysius:

[thistlechaser]

Will someone please identify my murderer?

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Favourite colour</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Husband</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Irvine Kinneas</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Number of Children</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">1</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Why you will divorce</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">you won't.. he'll kill you.</td>

Your Final Fantasy Husband by explodingkirbys
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(I just removed my age for display here, it was in there to get the results.)

Googling to see who he is. Arg! Blech! Look! Yuck! Holy cow, he's so not my type, it's not even funny! Well, at least he'll kill me so I won't have to stay married to him!

Edited to add: Can't remote link, so click here for a picture of the guy.

And editing again! Damned Catlove is, once again, down. Copy and paste the URL if you want to see him. http://www24.brinkster.com/insomniel/cowboy/irvine.jpg