OH NO! Not that!

[thistlechaser]

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!


I feel so loved... and yet insulted. No, wait, just insulted.

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Mr. Gruff will be my next new icon. I think it'll need text like "Protect your children! Here comes an ATHEIST!".

Edited to add: Oh god, hee! Make sure to click on Mr. Gruff. Apparently drinking coffee is a sure sign one is an ATHEIST.

Comments

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

wow, i want to be be appalled....but....

*snickers uncontrollably*

[ex-milkthist86.livejournal.com]

Haha! *spews coffee all over keyboard* Damn. That was my only solace you know. Ah well, shall go watch some secular TV instead.

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

....

wow.

My friend Bomby the Bombardier Bee can shoot boiling hot chemicals out of his butt. Why?

God gave your friend that ability for defense against evil and as a testament against the false doctrine of Evolution!


my goodness. i never thought of god as a four year old boy.

[kaiz.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!

[fealu-bryne.livejournal.com]

Rrrowl... I love your icon!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I had the same reaction. It shouldn't be funny, but... *snicker*

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Coffee? Coffee? That's of the devil, you know! Websites would never lie about that!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

my goodness. i never thought of god as a four year old boy.

*snicker* Well, that would explain some things, wouldn't it?

[florahart]

Oh, but who can resist a site about Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew? Good god. I mean. Um. Holy fuck. Wait, there's probably something wrong with that, too. Oh, hell. This is hilarious.

I am OBviously going to hell, though. Me without coffee is Such a Bad Bad Thing. My spin instructor on Saturdays thinks it's FUNNY that I show up with a 20 oz triple latte in hand, but she doesn't understand how Bad it would be if I skipped it. Hell, I'm still sitting here working on my, um, fifth diet coke of the day (after the latte... and a cup of regular coffee... and a mountain dew... and a cup of black tea...um, shoot. Maybe I have a problem), at 11:55 p.m. Work starts at 8.

Wait, actually, I was probably going to hell anyway even before the coffee issue; bellybutton squick probably condemns one auomatically.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

coffee... squick...

True, but just think: Once you do go to hell, you'll be able to meet all us other HP fans! And think how much coffee there will be there! ;)

Hee!

[peppygrowlithe.livejournal.com]

Wow, I was having a really bad day until you showed this to me. It's hilarious!

"Hey kid, wanna read some Ayn Rand?"

The Fountainhead is only 800+ pages of long prose! You can read it between commercials!

My -favorite- part of the entire thing, though, is that if I recall The Bible correctly, animals don't have souls, can't go to heaven, and are pretty much inferior to humans created in God's image in every way and are mostly just tools for us to eat and use? Poor Lambuel and Ruby.

On the bright side, I'm glad to be an atheist, so I can get kissed by floating lips, find money, eat free ice cream, and sleep while *I*am on my way to church!

Hee!

[peppygrowlithe.livejournal.com]

If I may say so, your Draco icon is hilarious. I... uh, I don't *read* an awful lot of slash, now, but I can easily see how keeping him in character would be a big problem. So, thanks for the snicker!

Re: Hee!

[ex-milkthist86.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, 'tis the noble cause ;) The icon is courtesy of ficbymarks, so it's all her doing.