*snicker*snerk*

[thistlechaser]

A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.


"One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said."

You think? :P

Comments

[morinotokei.livejournal.com]

How people let this person into their houses and believed he was a real doctor is beyond me.

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

*facepalms* The world is full of stupid people.

[fealu-bryne.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Sick old man! ...Those stupid women kinda deserved it, really. Idiots.

[aelice.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I can pull this off with middle-aged me, and give prostate or penis exams :D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, I bet you could!

[aelice.livejournal.com]

*men D: God I love my spelling.

[aelice.livejournal.com]

:D :D /flustered at the thought. @_@

/faps. XD

I want Treasures, but tell me honestly, for a level 32 WHM, it's pretty useless unless the only reason I get it is to unlock the new jobs, neh?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Totally. :D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

And horny ones~!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ummm. In seeing the expansion for a whole 2? 3? hours, I'd say probably not useless... or maybe, depending on what you're looking for? The city is amazing -- beautiful and wondeful and different. Seems like it would be worth it even for the chance to explore. Farming/XPing-wise, I'm not so sure. I strongly suspect that there will be good leveling spots in that area. But for what level? I doubt anyone knows yet.

If I were you, I'd get it.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Easy: People are stupid. :P

[linmayu.livejournal.com]

Man...Anyone who lets a pervy-looking guy like that in their house deserves what they get. XD

[kalin-nestar.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. I mean, how dumb can you be?

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I know where that neighborhood is, I've seen what the 'police' in the Broward/Dade area are like, and really, I'm not surprised it took the cops that long to catch the guy. They, along with the majority of most of the people in the area, aren't the sharpest crayons in the box.

Still, oh my god.

[aelice.livejournal.com]

OK, I tried it on my brother's account. I unlocked BLU. OMG. The story is breathtaking. @_____@ And the NPCs have SO much personality.

I love it when the flustered mage tries to send you back to Jeuno, and he goes 'Ooops' and you end up in Rolanberry xD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

While I haven't seen the BLU storyline yet, I bet you that COR is even better. Easily the best job-related storyline I've seen in the game yet. :D

I love it when the flustered mage tries to send you back to Jeuno, and he goes 'Ooops' and you end up in Rolanberry xD

Yes! And even better that he doesn't always send you to the same zone! I've not been sent to Rolenberry yet.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Slow cops for slow bad guys? Well, at least that should still work!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Apparently: Very. :D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, who would eve-- Hey, Lin baby, need a breast exam? Step right over here~!

[linmayu.livejournal.com]

>.>; /ws "Asuran Fists" Thistle

Hey, did you see that NPC guy in AU who complained about how he got his clothes stolen by a mob? Totally reminded me of you. xD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

>.>; /ws "Asuran Fists" Thistle

*dies* Oww.

Hey, did you see that NPC guy in AU who complained about how he got his clothes stolen by a mob? Totally reminded me of you. xD

Ha ha, yes! He was that hot, wasn't he?