Oh Fox News, what won't you protect us from?

[thistlechaser]

Fox news, protecting us from Rachael Ray the Food Network Star terrorist since 2008. Or maybe it's Dunkin' Donuts the terrorists (mmmm, donut bombs). Or, more likely, it's both.

So be good Americans, everyone! (Even you dirty non-Americans! Or else!) Remember that only terrorists wear ugly scarves!

I shouldn't be laughing at this, it really isn't funny, but I can't help myself...

Comments

[ani-mama.livejournal.com]

Dammit! I always knew she was up to no good! ;p

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Thank god, I feel so much safer now!

(I'm actually working on a project for Dunkin' Donuts right now, so the timing here is excellent. ;-))

[naikitty.livejournal.com]

*eyerolls* To be fair, Michelle Malkin has gotten so extremely far right and crazy, even I don't put up with her anymore. ;3 And you know how much of a right-wing nutjob I am~! <3

That did make me giggle, though. Nai wears a keffiyeh and knows Self-destruct. OMGterroristkitten! DDDDD:

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

When I first read the story, I had no idea who she was. After I posted, I read some other comments elsewhere about her. I hadn't known she was so far out there, I thought she was typical Fox-news right wing (thus my shock/amusement).

I wonder if Malkin said it while on Fox news or elsewhere? If on it, then Fox has responsibility for this as well, but then so does Dunkin' Donuts for giving in so easily. I know a company's first concern is sales, but really, companies need to be less worried about 'OMG we're going to be boycotted!'.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I hope they give you a bonus in donuts! I've not been to a Dunkin' Donuts in nearly 10 years (none out here in California). They made such good donuts! And muffins! Mmm.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Well she is one of my least favorite people on Food Network! Makes sense she's a terrorist!

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

About time they made themselves useful for more than games of Neocon Bingo. Now if they'd only save us from Bobby Flay and Emeril, I might have to start watching their network.

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Uh oh, there is a lady who shops at the place I work who wears a scarf that looks like that! *is afraid*

Seriously people come on...

[barahir-ffxi.livejournal.com]

Yup... no getting around that one... That's moronic. Sad too... Unlike Ann Coulter who even I think it an imbecile, I usually like Michelle Malkin, and consider her to be rational.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Her comments totally made me want to run out and buy one of those scarfs, only thing that stops me is I'm not the type to usually wear them.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

You better call the FBI and turn her in! It's your duty as an American!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I think Emeril might be settling down in his old age. I watch some show after he's on, so I tend to catch the last couple minutes of him. He doesn't annoy me a fraction of the amount he used to.

There's nothing to be done for Bobby Flay though. Blech.

[gbeans.livejournal.com]

My mother wears scarfs like that. When I saw the picture the first time (I actually saw this story on CNN first x3 ) I was like "WTF? I think it's a nice looking scarf o.o;" Shows what I know!

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I'm Canadian, I could very well be a terrorist...damn foreigners!

[quasilemur.livejournal.com]

I think you're right; I can really only muster up a low-grade hate-on for Emeril these days. Most of my ire now gets directed at his studio audience, who are retardedly amazed at the slightest accomplishment. "HOLY SHIT, BOLOGNA SANDWICH!" has become something of a running joke among my friends.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but these are the same people who get moist over the "skills" taught in that Semi-Homemade show -- things like not washing your hands after handling raw chicken and how to use pre-made cookie dough for some high-class treats! I'm not much of a cook, but even I still boggle that Semi-Homemade counts as a cooking show...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

OMG! A non-American! In my LJ! *reports veloxeright now!* The FBI is on its way, Mr. Terrorist! You just stay where you are until they arrive!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

OMG! Quite clearly your mother is a terrorist! You should turn her in right away! :P