Evil will Always Win Because Good is Dumb (WoW, RP)

[thistlechaser]

I have the Vial of Sands mount (turns you into a dragon) on both sides now, Horde and Alliance. I've never had it be IC on Horde, even though I thought it would be lots of fun -- it just wasn't IC at all, didn't fit the character.

On Alliance, Thistle has that mount, and Thistle has no real character thus far other than "bully asshole". There was some kind of a Light/religious event going on ICly, so I went to check it out. I had been intending to just lamp it, but everyone seemed asleep and so I thought they could use some spice, so I posed in.

Big old dragon sitting just above them, staring down at the guy leading things. Guy looks up nervously, Thistle-dragon licks his lips as he stares at him. Other people point and start to worry, but the head religious guy shows up and takes over. Thistle flaps down to the ground, sniffing him up and down.

"The Light welcomes everyone!" the head religious guy tells the crowd. "He has a right to be here!"

Thistle snaps him up and flies off, leaving everyone "oh shit!"ing behind them. :D WHERE'S YOUR LIGHT NOW?!

I dropped him off on the other end of Stormwind and OOCly thanked him for being a good sport and going along with it. It was such a quick, throw-away scene, but tons of fun. I may just have to steal more people in the future!

Comments

[alaias-stories.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, that's awesome. I so would have joined in on that. XD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks!

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Haha, I would consider that a throw-away scene! That's the stuff legends are made of if you play it right and build a good mythology and flesh out what happens after you fly off with him.

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

wouldn't*

I can design crazy redstone doors in minecraft but apparently can't spell, doh well.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha! Wouldn't that be amusing? Suddenly dragons are enemies of the Light! And it's all my fault!

[aliceinazeroth.livejournal.com]

Here, I have this finely-wrapped Internet for you. Because you have won it.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks! An Internet of my very own!

[kamalloy.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I thought so, too! It tickled me endlessly. :D

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud and startled my kitten. XD Awesome!

(sneakily friends you and scuttles away back to dear_gnome)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hello and welcome! :) I'm glad it amused you! *pats the kitten*

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

She forgave me, because being awake meant she got to attack my fingers while I typed my comment. :P :)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hee! Sounds like a fair tradeoff.