I wasn't going to post tonight, but...

[thistlechaser]

...then I spotted this item on Amazon.com. (NWS for text? Suggestive? I have no idea how to warn this!)

Be sure to check the 'Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed' as well. :D

Comments

[fealubryne.livejournal.com]

I'm just really glad it only lists "2 new" and no used...

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

HA! That'd make it even funnier.

[prettyredeyes.livejournal.com]

I love the product description.

What are you going to do with all this lube?!

Also I'm not sure if it's hilarious or downright disturbing that the horse head from Tom Green and some false testicles for an "exam form" are there under Also Viewed. Wut?

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I know! The horse head kills me. Some of the comments are really good, too. :D

[blightheart.livejournal.com]

So I saw "Cream Pie Closeups" down there and I was like "Huh that's odd. What does food have to do with anything?"

And then I clicked.

And then I was sad.

Why do you make me sad. :(

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I almost put a special warning on just for you! :)

... Ha, your icon with this comment made me laugh.

[blightheart.livejournal.com]

....See, now I really kind of want to ask how exactly you would have worded a Nik-specific warning about this. >_>

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Hmm. "Anyone who eats multiple breakfasts a day might not enjoy the results of clicking on the link. Also, viewing of said links might put you off pie."

[blightheart.livejournal.com]

Ha!

But seriously we need to have a very serious discussion about misrepresentation of baked goods. ಠ_ಠ

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I can apologize with this LOVELY PIE?

[blightheart.livejournal.com]

Woah now buddy, I don't like you THAT much. 8[

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

My pie has become a pie of loneliness. ;_;

[veloxe.livejournal.com]

Oh god the reviews, the reviews!

One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades.
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My wife bought this in an attempt to bring back the excitement in our love life, but it had the exact opposite effect. Staring at that mocking blue barrel that sits next to the bed every night. She had no idea what kind of mental pressure that puts a man under! It's like buying condoms from Costco! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!!!
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All these "hilarious" reviews should be deleted by Amazon. Go post them on twitter-face or whatever. There are serious masturbaters who may not purchase this great product because of your jolly-making. For shame. Think of the chafing you are causing!

It is really only 4 star lube, but add an extra 1/2 star to counter the fake reviews and then round up to five.

Also recommend ultra bulk 3,000 pairs of tube socks.


I could go on forever, these are great XD

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Also recommend ultra bulk 3,000 pairs of tube socks.

HA! I missed that one! :D

[ani-mama.livejournal.com]

The horse head worries me. XD

[bastets-place.livejournal.com]

laughing so hard, I am crying.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I know! That's so funny and worrying. :D

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Good! I suspect you need all the humor you can get about now. :}

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

CREAMPIE CLOSE-UPS! Now there's a coffee table book if I ever saw one.

Their sensitive, delicate tissues are still in the full bloom of arousal as the pearlescent elixir of life flows into and out of their feminine flowers.

I'm weeping with joy.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Isn't that one the best?

[cataclysmsword.livejournal.com]

what

Did I seriously read that a couple turned the floors into a slip and slide with the lube

what is going on with the horse things D:

and there's a Twilight book wtf

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

HA! I missed the Twilight book!

*dies more*

[cataclysmsword.livejournal.com]

HAAAAY EDWARD WHAT'S GOIN' ON



/LUBELUBELUBE

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

DEAD, JUST DEAD

:D :D

[quistie.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ! It's just worrying!

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

*snickers* You might have a point there.

[vorrick.livejournal.com]

...Now there is only one available new, not two.

...

WHICH ONE OF YOU BOUGHT IT.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

HAAAA! :D Not it!