I wasn't going to post tonight, but...
Feb. 29th, 2012 06:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaser...then I spotted this item on Amazon.com. (NWS for text? Suggestive? I have no idea how to warn this!)
Be sure to check the 'Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed' as well. :D
Be sure to check the 'Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed' as well. :D
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Date: 2012-03-01 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-03-01 03:41 am (UTC)What are you going to do with all this lube?!
Also I'm not sure if it's hilarious or downright disturbing that the horse head from Tom Green and some false testicles for an "exam form" are there under Also Viewed. Wut?
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Date: 2012-03-01 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-01 04:06 am (UTC)And then I clicked.
And then I was sad.
Why do you make me sad. :(
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Date: 2012-03-01 04:09 am (UTC)... Ha, your icon with this comment made me laugh.
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Date: 2012-03-01 04:16 am (UTC)But seriously we need to have a very serious discussion about misrepresentation of baked goods. ಠ_ಠ
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Date: 2012-03-01 04:38 am (UTC)One day I just hosed down our hardwood-floored hallway so I could use it as a slip-n-slide. You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.' An investment sure to pay off in spades.
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My wife bought this in an attempt to bring back the excitement in our love life, but it had the exact opposite effect. Staring at that mocking blue barrel that sits next to the bed every night. She had no idea what kind of mental pressure that puts a man under! It's like buying condoms from Costco! I JUST CAN'T DO IT!!!
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All these "hilarious" reviews should be deleted by Amazon. Go post them on twitter-face or whatever. There are serious masturbaters who may not purchase this great product because of your jolly-making. For shame. Think of the chafing you are causing!
It is really only 4 star lube, but add an extra 1/2 star to counter the fake reviews and then round up to five.
Also recommend ultra bulk 3,000 pairs of tube socks.
I could go on forever, these are great XD
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Date: 2012-03-01 04:42 am (UTC)HA! I missed that one! :D
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Date: 2012-03-01 08:51 am (UTC)Their sensitive, delicate tissues are still in the full bloom of arousal as the pearlescent elixir of life flows into and out of their feminine flowers.
I'm weeping with joy.
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Date: 2012-03-01 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-01 05:05 pm (UTC)Did I seriously read that a couple turned the floors into a slip and slide with the lube
what is going on with the horse things D:
and there's a Twilight book wtf
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Date: 2012-03-01 05:08 pm (UTC)*dies more*
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Date: 2012-03-01 05:12 pm (UTC)/LUBELUBELUBE
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Date: 2012-03-01 05:14 pm (UTC):D :D
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Date: 2012-03-02 09:49 pm (UTC)...
WHICH ONE OF YOU BOUGHT IT.
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Date: 2012-03-02 11:18 pm (UTC)