Awkward Stock Photo is Awkward

[thistlechaser]

Ummm. What exactly is going on here? Is that carrot, um... Should I have marked this as NWS?

Dare I ask what the white stuff is on the carrot's forehead? Have the leaves on the carrot somehow turned into eyes?

And, as I so often ask of the images on Awkward Stock Photo (akwardstock), what sort of newspaper story would require buying this graphic to run with it?!

Edit: And I didn't even spot until now that the carrot appears to have balls...

Comments

[evilgrayson.livejournal.com]

The Vegetable Liberation Front, because carrots have feelings too?

(Save a field. Kill a vegetarian.)

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I worry at what that carrot is feeling right now...

[prettyredeyes.livejournal.com]

What I don't even.

Seriously what even is this. WHO DREW THIS. XD DYING.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

I belatedly noticed that it has balls. And that lead me to notice that maybe one of the legs wasn't actually a leg.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

[daltontrix.livejournal.com]

Pardon me while I go make sure the bag of carrots in the fridge are all nice and... not whatever that is.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Erect? :P

I think, when added to the fact that it appears to have balls, one of those legs aren't really a leg. Look at it!

[daltontrix.livejournal.com]

This thing is like a trainwreck. I want to stop looking at it but am physically unable to wrench myself away.

Also making the face in my icon here the entire time.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

The more you look, the more horrible, horrible details you see.

Edit: Did you notice its, er, eyebrow (next to its eye) is pierced? WHY? How?