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thistlechaserI need more time to read. I need to just quit my job so I can do nothing but read and review horrible great books. This series is called Dinosaur Beast Erotica. Women having sex with dinosaurs, I guess.
Those are only four of many, many of them. Complete list here. Don't miss the little arrow at the bottom of the page. This woman has written 21 pages of books about this stuff.
I was going to check out Educating the Platypus next, but now I want to read one of these dinosaur ones.
Edit: I decided on Taken by the Pterodactyl because it had the funniest reviews, but it's like that WEREBEE one -- $3 for a 17 page "book". That's just so wrong, especially since that's going to be 17 pages of awful writing and bad sex. I'm curious though, and it could be funny...
Those are only four of many, many of them. Complete list here. Don't miss the little arrow at the bottom of the page. This woman has written 21 pages of books about this stuff.
I was going to check out Educating the Platypus next, but now I want to read one of these dinosaur ones.
Edit: I decided on Taken by the Pterodactyl because it had the funniest reviews, but it's like that WEREBEE one -- $3 for a 17 page "book". That's just so wrong, especially since that's going to be 17 pages of awful writing and bad sex. I'm curious though, and it could be funny...
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Date: 2014-05-28 03:55 am (UTC)Hmph.
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Date: 2014-05-28 04:13 am (UTC)Ah, your below comment explains it. (Except dinosaurs aren't monsters, really.)
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Date: 2014-05-28 05:30 am (UTC)Wow. I'm scared to look at the Amazon link for fear of what Amazon will then suggest to me, but now I'm curious whether it's all dinosaurs and mythical beasts, or if she goes into mammalian megafauna. 'Cos that's some fertile (*ahem*) ground there! Dating the Diprotodon... Mating with the Megistotherium... Smitten by the Smilodon... Hot for the Hyaenodon... ok, stopping now.
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Date: 2014-05-28 11:55 pm (UTC)And haha, good point about Amazon recommending stuff. "Because you liked Raped by Raptors, you might like Pegged by the Pegasus!"
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Date: 2014-05-29 06:47 am (UTC)Ha, clearly YOU should be writing these, actually! Those are the best titles yet! (And your alliteration is way, WAY better than the "Taken by Swarm" author XD)
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Date: 2014-05-30 07:39 am (UTC)This is seriously not safe for brain. And doesn't T-Rex Troubles imply a pregnant T-Rex?
I don't understand this.
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Date: 2014-05-30 02:52 pm (UTC)Has your icon ever been more fitting? :D
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Date: 2014-05-31 04:19 am (UTC)Please tell me there isn't a series about sex with dinobots out there...
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Date: 2014-05-30 04:54 pm (UTC)I bet we'll see weredinosaurs soon though.