Maybe people really are stupid...
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thistlechaserClass today, another pre-bariatric surgery thing, this time held at the hospital. Two hours long. I'm surprised I'm not bald from pulling my hair out.
I often say "People are stupid!" or "Everyone is stupid!", but I don't really mean it, it's just something I say when I'm angry. But know what? Maybe it's true.
Hour one of the class: Instructor gave us 2-3 sentences of information, then asked us questions about it. Example:
"You should have protein with every meal. After surgery, your protein source could be beef, chicken, pork, eggs, cheese, or a protein shake. It should be the first thing you eat during each meal."
Then the questions were things like "What should you eat first during your meal?" and "What's an example of protein you might eat at your meal?" No one could answer! I got so annoyed, I was just answering everything myself, until the instructor told me to stop (she laughed and did it jokingly, but I know she really meant it). So when I stopped talking, the others spoke up. It was so painful.
One gave a potato as an example of a source of protein we should eat post-surgery and plan our meal around.
Another example. Instructor said "A three ounce piece of fish has 30 grams of protein. So if you eat one ounce of it, how much protein would you get?" No one could answer! Arg! Finally I just answered, because I was getting so frustrated.
People didn't even know the most basic crap. Basic math. Food groups. How in the world do they function in life?
And that was the good hour of the class. The second was the instructor reading to us. Before the class started, they handed out a booklet. While they were handling paperwork, I read the booklet. Cover to cover. Yet we spent an ENTIRE HOUR sitting there while she read it cover to cover out loud to us.
And that not bad enough? After each paragraph, she asked if anyone had questions. They kept having questions that were answered RIGHT THERE IN THE PARAGRAPH!
"After surgery, you won't be able to have soda or anything with caffeine. Any questions?"
"I'll be able to still have Coke and frappuccinos, right?"
Seriously! That's an exact example from the class! Arg!
I do not know how these people function in life. It was a complete waste of two hours time.
And get this: One of the people in the class has the same surgeon as I did, and she was bitching to me how "strict" he was. She said, "He asked me to lose five pounds! And I can't lose even one!" Yeah. He asked ME to lose 10-15, and I've done 21 and still have a month left to go.
Blarg. I swear. Instructor said something like "You should get up and walk every 1-2 hours", and one of the students replied, "So, um, we should stop once or twice on the 18 hour car trip I'm about to make?". I swear, I just swear, these people.
I often say "People are stupid!" or "Everyone is stupid!", but I don't really mean it, it's just something I say when I'm angry. But know what? Maybe it's true.
Hour one of the class: Instructor gave us 2-3 sentences of information, then asked us questions about it. Example:
"You should have protein with every meal. After surgery, your protein source could be beef, chicken, pork, eggs, cheese, or a protein shake. It should be the first thing you eat during each meal."
Then the questions were things like "What should you eat first during your meal?" and "What's an example of protein you might eat at your meal?" No one could answer! I got so annoyed, I was just answering everything myself, until the instructor told me to stop (she laughed and did it jokingly, but I know she really meant it). So when I stopped talking, the others spoke up. It was so painful.
One gave a potato as an example of a source of protein we should eat post-surgery and plan our meal around.
Another example. Instructor said "A three ounce piece of fish has 30 grams of protein. So if you eat one ounce of it, how much protein would you get?" No one could answer! Arg! Finally I just answered, because I was getting so frustrated.
People didn't even know the most basic crap. Basic math. Food groups. How in the world do they function in life?
And that was the good hour of the class. The second was the instructor reading to us. Before the class started, they handed out a booklet. While they were handling paperwork, I read the booklet. Cover to cover. Yet we spent an ENTIRE HOUR sitting there while she read it cover to cover out loud to us.
And that not bad enough? After each paragraph, she asked if anyone had questions. They kept having questions that were answered RIGHT THERE IN THE PARAGRAPH!
"After surgery, you won't be able to have soda or anything with caffeine. Any questions?"
"I'll be able to still have Coke and frappuccinos, right?"
Seriously! That's an exact example from the class! Arg!
I do not know how these people function in life. It was a complete waste of two hours time.
And get this: One of the people in the class has the same surgeon as I did, and she was bitching to me how "strict" he was. She said, "He asked me to lose five pounds! And I can't lose even one!" Yeah. He asked ME to lose 10-15, and I've done 21 and still have a month left to go.
Blarg. I swear. Instructor said something like "You should get up and walk every 1-2 hours", and one of the students replied, "So, um, we should stop once or twice on the 18 hour car trip I'm about to make?". I swear, I just swear, these people.
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Date: 2014-08-22 08:59 pm (UTC)Because stomachs will hold so little after it, the concentration has to be on lean, high protein things, like chicken breast.
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Date: 2014-08-22 08:55 pm (UTC)Boy, that's groan-worthy. Guess you now know why they forced you into so many phone interviews!
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Date: 2014-08-22 08:57 pm (UTC)stupid people who can't read or pay attentionsome people...I should have used your trick!
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Date: 2014-08-23 12:38 am (UTC)It's hilarious!
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Date: 2014-08-23 01:33 am (UTC)There are two things in life that are endless, the universe and stupidity. I'm not entirely sure about the first one. ~ Eintein (I think)
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Date: 2014-08-23 01:42 am (UTC)OH. GOD.
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Date: 2014-08-24 09:36 am (UTC)I don't think I've commented on any of your recent surgery posts, but I'm actually really excited for you. I follow them with great interest, even if I don't comment as often as I could.
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Date: 2014-08-24 06:05 pm (UTC)And yeah, sometimes that gets me through painful things, the thought that it will later make a good story or LJ post.
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