Shhh! Quiet Net Day

[thistlechaser]

Since the net in general seems dead as a doorknob, I settled in to clean up my mailbox. I finally got through six digest mailings of story/chapter update summaries. Amazing, I didn't find one thing to add to my list of things to read (though A Mother's Tears I caught ahead of time through a mailing list).

More silly (or worse) summaries:

I don't think this one means what it seems to be implying...
After Voldemort's defeat, Snape must comfort Harry and find a way to lift his depression. Insert Draco.

Sometimes things are funnier when I misread them:
Percy liked pain. (I lost the l out of 'plain'.)

Save me!
Virginal Hermione Granger sets out to seduce or be seduced by Draco Malfoy. She enlists Harry's help. Stand by and watch the sparks fly!

Okay, so I'm not a big fan, but I never thought I'd get a warning when she was in a story...
WARNINGS: Depressing. Bloody. Gory. Disgusting. Hell. Death. Hermione. Etc.

Comments

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Hee, warning for Hermione!

Actually, I rated one section of Salvation "R, for language and Lucius," so I think I can get my brain around the concept of a Hermione warning.

But the "Insert Draco" had me howling.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

"R, for language and Lucius"

C'mon! How could Lucius be rated anything else? He's nearly a walking NC17!