Silly Quizzes!

[thistlechaser]

This one made me giggle: Would I survive a steel cage match with Bush and Clinton:

Will Thistle Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?

. 24% chance Bush would kill you. . 36% chance Clinton would kill you. . 33% chance he would sexually harass you. . 40% chance you would kill them.

Enter Combat

And this one made me snicker: How much of a bookworm are you? (Look! I'm 115% "shut in"!)

Book Worm Meter for Thistle

Shut In 115% . . -15% Out Of The House Intellectual 77% . . 23% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 95.75% . . 4.25% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.