Yogurt doesn't like me.
Oct. 8th, 2003 07:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaser[Help Staff] Chia snickers and thinks yogurt doesn't like you, Thistle.
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser yeahs sadly.
I'm having a depressed food... period. Sometimes I'm hungry, sometimes I'm not, but I can't deal with finding something to eat. Since it's 7:30, I decided to go to the fridge and get *something* to eat, anything, "you don't leave the fridge without food!". Yogurt seemed the easiest and most inoffensive, so I took a container back to my desk.
Upon prying the plastic lid off, the foil puffed right up like a balloon. Odd. I opened it, and air hissed out. Odder still. Wise people told me not to eat it, so I went back and got another one. (Mind you, they're not supposed to expire until the end of October, and they've spent their days in the fridge.)
Brought the second one back to my desk. The yogurt was surrounded by what looked like water. Those people food-wiser than me suggested that if I stirred it, it should be okay. Stirring was hard, as it was firmly chunky. Decided against eating it.
Have three more containers in the fridge, but eh. If I open another, I'll probably end up unleashing some boundless evil upon the world. Can't risk that, now can I?
[Help Staff] Dr. Thistle-Chaser yeahs sadly.
I'm having a depressed food... period. Sometimes I'm hungry, sometimes I'm not, but I can't deal with finding something to eat. Since it's 7:30, I decided to go to the fridge and get *something* to eat, anything, "you don't leave the fridge without food!". Yogurt seemed the easiest and most inoffensive, so I took a container back to my desk.
Upon prying the plastic lid off, the foil puffed right up like a balloon. Odd. I opened it, and air hissed out. Odder still. Wise people told me not to eat it, so I went back and got another one. (Mind you, they're not supposed to expire until the end of October, and they've spent their days in the fridge.)
Brought the second one back to my desk. The yogurt was surrounded by what looked like water. Those people food-wiser than me suggested that if I stirred it, it should be okay. Stirring was hard, as it was firmly chunky. Decided against eating it.
Have three more containers in the fridge, but eh. If I open another, I'll probably end up unleashing some boundless evil upon the world. Can't risk that, now can I?
