My crotch can kick your crotch's ass!
Dec. 3rd, 2003 11:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaserSo it'd be hard to miss that I've been into anime lately, right? Well, I'm not so far into liking it that I can't be scared/amused/mocking of stuff in it! Screenshots from two different series:
Ikkitousen
I've mentioned this one once before. I think 'Ikkitousen' must be Japanese for 'women in panties fighting', though there's more in it than just women! Are you into little girls with big breasts? Well, we got that for you, too!
Opening theme song, a sort of English-sounding pop-ish song. We see this woman and that one, lots of panty-shots. Then we see this:
My, what big breasts you have, m'dear!
Turns out her shirt is actually a (short) dress, so she keeps pushing it down. Panties!
Though this is as far as it gets. Dear, you're going to catch your death of cold going out that way!
Then the "camera" sweeps up to her face. Gah! What is she? 11? 12?
So the series features fighting, right? Lots and lots of fighting. The "funny" thing is, every time one of the girls gets punched, her clothing rips a little more! Aren't the male viewers going to be happy just where it happens to rip? Moral of this series: Hit a woman hard enough and *all* of her clothing flies off!
Last but not least, with this many fighting women and panty shots, this was bound to happen. Crotches fight back!
I'll kill you!
You are going to die!
I'm not sure why I took this screenshot, but have a look at another half-naked fighting woman if you like!
(These are all taken from that original ep I downloaded. I wanted to watch the whole thing and give it a fair chance, no matter how undeserving it seemed. It's now living what will be a short but hopefully happy life in my trash bin.)
Prince of Tennis
I've been trying to get into this series. I know, tennis is really, really boring, but a show about basketball won my heart, so how could I not give this a try? Not only that, every fangirl seems to like it, so I've watched a couple eps and I'm really, really trying to get interested in it. No luck on that so far, but some silly dialogue found!
It's double-plus good! No, wait...
His skills haven't, uh, "flowered" why?
(Oh, and I decided to go with the S2 system for my new LJ style. I like it a lot, I just wish it was a little more original. I might have to adjust it more later.)
Ikkitousen
I've mentioned this one once before. I think 'Ikkitousen' must be Japanese for 'women in panties fighting', though there's more in it than just women! Are you into little girls with big breasts? Well, we got that for you, too!
Opening theme song, a sort of English-sounding pop-ish song. We see this woman and that one, lots of panty-shots. Then we see this:
My, what big breasts you have, m'dear!
Turns out her shirt is actually a (short) dress, so she keeps pushing it down. Panties!
Though this is as far as it gets. Dear, you're going to catch your death of cold going out that way!
Then the "camera" sweeps up to her face. Gah! What is she? 11? 12?
So the series features fighting, right? Lots and lots of fighting. The "funny" thing is, every time one of the girls gets punched, her clothing rips a little more! Aren't the male viewers going to be happy just where it happens to rip? Moral of this series: Hit a woman hard enough and *all* of her clothing flies off!
Last but not least, with this many fighting women and panty shots, this was bound to happen. Crotches fight back!
I'll kill you!
You are going to die!
I'm not sure why I took this screenshot, but have a look at another half-naked fighting woman if you like!
(These are all taken from that original ep I downloaded. I wanted to watch the whole thing and give it a fair chance, no matter how undeserving it seemed. It's now living what will be a short but hopefully happy life in my trash bin.)
Prince of Tennis
I've been trying to get into this series. I know, tennis is really, really boring, but a show about basketball won my heart, so how could I not give this a try? Not only that, every fangirl seems to like it, so I've watched a couple eps and I'm really, really trying to get interested in it. No luck on that so far, but some silly dialogue found!
It's double-plus good! No, wait...
His skills haven't, uh, "flowered" why?
(Oh, and I decided to go with the S2 system for my new LJ style. I like it a lot, I just wish it was a little more original. I might have to adjust it more later.)
