Fanfic talk, grump
Jun. 30th, 2003 09:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thistlechaserDidn't sleep more than an hour or two last night. Grumpy. I go through the FA chapter owl mailings at work, since this is where I do most of my fic-reading. Patience shorter than usual, summaries seem worse than usual:
Harry is back to Dursleys... Snape is coming over to him there to help him learn how to Apparate, and at the end, there is a lot of dead people.
Sounds like Snape really shouldn't be teaching then...
In an attempt to save her dying mother, Ginny Weasley strikes a desperate bargain with Draco Malfoy. She needs money . . . and he needs a wife.
Yeah, because Draco would have such a hard time finding a wife, right?
Returning from a long and painful summer, in which he was raped and beaten by his father, Draco finds he has feelings for his worst enemy, Harry Potter.
Beaten by his father? Maybe I can buy that. Raped? Uh... no.
In this chapter: explanations, Professor McGonagall pays a visit to the Hospital Wing … but why should she be trying to snog Madam Pomfrey senseless?
Why indeed. No, wait, don't answer that.
Harry is back to Dursleys... Snape is coming over to him there to help him learn how to Apparate, and at the end, there is a lot of dead people.
Sounds like Snape really shouldn't be teaching then...
In an attempt to save her dying mother, Ginny Weasley strikes a desperate bargain with Draco Malfoy. She needs money . . . and he needs a wife.
Yeah, because Draco would have such a hard time finding a wife, right?
Returning from a long and painful summer, in which he was raped and beaten by his father, Draco finds he has feelings for his worst enemy, Harry Potter.
Beaten by his father? Maybe I can buy that. Raped? Uh... no.
In this chapter: explanations, Professor McGonagall pays a visit to the Hospital Wing … but why should she be trying to snog Madam Pomfrey senseless?
Why indeed. No, wait, don't answer that.
