85: Flowers do not taste like anything

I went to Silvermoon City. I did not use the ice wolf to find the elf with the books. I would not have it run away. It is mine, I will keep it. Little Dog tried to eat it. I told her she was bad and I made her go away. I made a pouch to keep it in. It is green and has bees on it. I bought it when I bought Mornherald's hat. There is only a small piece left. It is too small to use, but I would keep it. I will put it between pages in this book. It will be like a flower.



There was a wolf in Silvermoon. It was dead. A living elf owned it. She said it healed her. I do not know how a dead wolf could do that. It was interesting, but she could not ride it. Little Dog is a better wolf.


[Drawing by Haken, between paragraphs.]

There was a troll who smelled like flowers. He had many bags of them. He said they are good to eat. He made them grow and I ate two. Honey and oranges are better.

Grumpy old Thistle and EEEE cats!

First! ru_cats_daily is back! They seem to stop posting for a year or so randomly, this is their second time back from a really long dead period. Yay outstanding pictures of kitties!

Second! Continuing the week's trend of "if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!", what the hell is up with this pee slang?

"PEEING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW"

"OMG I just peed a little!"

"SO HAPPY! I just peed some!"

Why in the world are kids using 'peeing their pants' as a good, positive thing? It used to be "I just peed a little" to mean they were excited/happy over something, but it's gone way beyond that. I just peer at these people and resist suggesting that they might want to look into adult diapers.

Ugh.

Edit: To add something positive to this post, I am so in love with the current LJ header image! http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/reskining/2011/january/horizon-bg.gif?v=1 I wish I could keep it up all the time!

Grumpy old Thistle and EEEE cats!

First! ru_cats_daily is back! They seem to stop posting for a year or so randomly, this is their second time back from a really long dead period. Yay outstanding pictures of kitties!

Second! Continuing the week's trend of "if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!", what the hell is up with this pee slang?

"PEEING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW"

"OMG I just peed a little!"

"SO HAPPY! I just peed some!"

Why in the world are kids using 'peeing their pants' as a good, positive thing? It used to be "I just peed a little" to mean they were excited/happy over something, but it's gone way beyond that. I just peer at these people and resist suggesting that they might want to look into adult diapers.

Ugh.

Edit: To add something positive to this post, I am so in love with the current LJ header image! http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/reskining/2011/january/horizon-bg.gif?v=1 I wish I could keep it up all the time!

Taste the rainbow?

Thanks to the Daily Show, I have learned that there is in fact a whole "rainbow of rape"!

Education is power, my friends! Click here to see the video and then you too will know if you have been raped, rape-raped, or only rape-ished!

ilu, Daily Show.

Taste the rainbow?

Thanks to the Daily Show, I have learned that there is in fact a whole "rainbow of rape"!

Education is power, my friends! Click here to see the video and then you too will know if you have been raped, rape-raped, or only rape-ished!

ilu, Daily Show.

Can Texas be its own country yet?

Please folks, remember when we were all at least semi-sane? And I didn't have to post political stuff every single day? Back in the old days, when women were people too?

Gov. Rick Perry announced that he will designate as emergency legislation a bill requiring women seeking an abortion to first receive a sonogram of the fetus and listen to the sound of the heartbeat.

Seriously, who put the insanity pills into the drinking water? D: And you know, I think I figured out why the Republicans started the lovely wars we're in: Because they're envious of how Muslim men get to treat their women.

Edit: And on a lighter note, this is the cutest and funniest (non-political) commercial I've seen in forever. veloxe is off the Naughty List!

Can Texas be its own country yet?

Please folks, remember when we were all at least semi-sane? And I didn't have to post political stuff every single day? Back in the old days, when women were people too?

Gov. Rick Perry announced that he will designate as emergency legislation a bill requiring women seeking an abortion to first receive a sonogram of the fetus and listen to the sound of the heartbeat.

Seriously, who put the insanity pills into the drinking water? D: And you know, I think I figured out why the Republicans started the lovely wars we're in: Because they're envious of how Muslim men get to treat their women.

Edit: And on a lighter note, this is the cutest and funniest (non-political) commercial I've seen in forever. veloxe is off the Naughty List!