An amusing bit of afternoon insanity

Drive by post! I spotted a link to this guy from daltontrix's LJ, and it's too amusing not to share.

Starting early this morning, I am going to un-friend every single individual on Facebook who voted for Obama, or I even suspect may have Democrat leanings...

Luckily, if you're on my friends list, it's nearly certain he thinks you're a "communist pig" and would refuse to speak to you (though will spit in your general direction!).

There are way too many great lines to quote, but a few I especially liked:

"Only Nazis support Seat Belt laws!" Yes, because the Nazis were known for caring about people and not wanting them to get killed during accidents?

When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.

Sir, could you be a bigger ass if you tried?