Quickie links!

I wish I could mentally write and post to LJ. I have things to write about, honest! Info about my job, the latest books I've read, my life, but no time! Or when I have time, I have no drive. Alas. Maybe this weekend!

So, for now, some amusing things. Both are political, but in a mild (and funny) way.

A mother in Kenya gave birth to twin boys. She named them Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.

By way of kishenehn, a tumblr: White People Mourning Romney. So very, very amusing!

Best (most disturbing) spam comment ever

A spammer commented on a post from a LJ I forgot I had. ed_the_hyena was a RP journal from when I had played Ed from the Lion King. The group would offer a subject each week, and everyone would write about that and RP from there. The post was a response to the week's topic: How did you lose your virginity?

Being it was Ed, it had to be... special. I think I succeeded.

So after Ed talks about that, the spammer posted: "Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you..."

*rolls* Oh my, what you must be like if that's what attracts you! (I know the bot is posting the same thing in lots of LJs, it just fits there so well/horribly!)

Edit: Bah, LJ automatically screened the comment after the fact. The above quote is the whole thing though, other than a URL. I'm trying to remember the account's password...