Dear cat...

Dear Ellie New Cat,

I've written this letter to you before. You didn't read it then, and I don't hold much hope you'll read it now.

The apartment we share is almost all hardwood floors. Only the bedroom has carpet. Why, when you have to throw up, must you do it on the carpet? Also, 4:30 AM? Really? Late enough that I'll never get back to sleep after getting up to clean up your mess so it wouldn't stain the carpet.

Thanks for that,
(No, not really,)

Thistle